I'm going to go to the gym... When I'm done procrastinating
When your date flakes you just have to do it yourself
Soetimes you just have to take care of yourself
You don't have to play by yourself when you have mommy!
When You Have To Hold Her By The Throat
It’s just not the same when you have to pinch yourself
When You Gotta Excuse Yourself For a Minute
When You Can't Help but Touch Yourself
When you miss 'back day' at the gym
Sometimes you just have to touch yourself ;)
Sometimes you just have to fuck yourself on the porch
When you have to be sneaky
When you have nothing to do
When you have the house to yourself
When you see it you just have to suck it
