How to have fun by yourself
When you don't have time to go to the spa, give yourself a facial!
When you tease yourself and go to class pantless :)
When you never have to buy milk again
When you have ALL the game
What happens when you throw a house party is you don’t have time or yourself in the washroom. Better view to come ;)
When You Have To Hold Her By The Throat
When you have to share
Have you guys been taking care of yourself?
When you have the sauna all to yourself
When you have time to kill on the train
Sometimes you just have to uck yourself on the kitchen floor, amirite?
When you have a lot to give
When you clone yourself
Oh you like tall, skinny, well endowed guys and have the house to yourself? On my way.