Just a pinch
Pinch Pinch
Sometimes you just have to
When you don't have anyone to share your double dildo with so you have to DP yourself instead
When you have the house to yourself
How to have fun by yourself
I have a girlfriend, it’s not her.
I'd have the same reaction!
You have to be able to laugh at yourself
Just when you think she's not a pro.
When you have the place to yourself, Why not hang out?!?
It’s not very inconspicuous when it’s hard...
When you have the cock but not the looks
Just got the “it’s not you, it’s me” talk. Oh well—at least I have big boobs.
When you don't have time to go to the spa, give yourself a facial!
