Who needs lube?
Who needs pockets?
Who needs a husband when you have a son
When it's wet, who needs a tee shirt...?
Who needs a Valentines when I've got a fuck machine
Who needs a snuggle buddy?
Who needs a sleigh when I can just ride you
Who needs pants when brothers are around?
Who Needs a Harness When You Have Skin?
Who needs bras?
Who needs cookies when you can eat this?
Who Needs Length, When You Have Girth.
Who needs a hug?
Who needs a towel anyway..
Who needs football when you can watch this instead?