When you see an alpha you go
When you get to the top of your hike at Yosemite, you fuck.
When you love what you do
When you and you best friend are both barbies
when you get unexpected income
When the party bores you and you call a hooker over
do you get a chub when you watch me rub?
When the stripper is really cute so you get her to taste you:)
When you get the jackpot
When you need an extra hand
When you get close to ask for an autograph but then...
When you have an ASStounding THERAPIST
You get what you ask for
When you have an accident 🙈🙈
careful, you´re in the splash zone
