I'm truly happy as long as my asshole stays open
Bella as Slutty as Ever
She looks happy as can be
As hard as a rock
As simple as that
As Pretty As A Picture
As simple as that
As a Fleshlight
As sweet as pie
as
As soft as silk
As real as they get?
As American as it gets
Drop of a hat she's as willing as playful as a pussy cat ;)
As deep as possible