They swore me to secrecy and I haven’t told a soul.
I forgot to lock the door..!
I know she isn’t, she told me
Can you tell I’m excited about the holiday season?
He showed me this video when I woke up
How about you fill me up in the shower?
Me changing up before going into the chiefs locker room :-) I’m about to get gangbanged
The Shirt Isn't About My Body ;)
I told the girls next door they were making too loud.
I need this to wake me up in the morning...
Somebody told me i’m thick, tell me what you think about that and about this drop guys🌸😏
For my bachelor party, my best man organized a big swap. I’ve been in my wife’s body living it up all day, but when I finally asked my buddy how to swap back, he told me I had the swap remote all along. As I slowly ventured into the crypts of my wife’s body, everybody started recording me.
I’m still in Maria’s body, and for the past few weeks I’ve really just been partying with friends. She told them about the swap, and from the way some of them look at me when I’m drunk and dancing, I think they’re liking me as Maria a lot more.
Like the way I shake it? Click the comments, you'll end up liking way more about me.
I’m back playing at work...I hope you didn’t orget about me!
