Never experienced the real thing so...
When your wife drinks too much at the company event
Need the real thing
When your mom is your teacher...
When you realize your former teacher was a freak 😋😈😈
Craving the real thing.
Hamm’s, when the only thing lower than your standards is your sel esteem
Would you give her the real thing?
When it's Quarantine and you don't have the Real Thing.
You're so much better than your father!
When your wife cheats on you
When your girl puts you in your place... ;)
"Protecting your rear. Do your thing!"
When you invite your friend over
You crave a cock in your mouth!