When life gives you lemons and hard nipples...
I want to make you hard!
trying to make you hard
You have to make sure to clean all the hard to reach places ;)
Oh choices choices
It's always nice to have choices.
Contemplating the life choices that have lead to this dick impediment
When pictures come to life
Bad choices make good stories?
Every move I make is meant to keep you hard
Life is full of choices
Trying to make you hard
Poor life choices
Hard life
