I told my boyfriend we used a condom
If you don’t start your day with a nut, we can’t be friends 😭
If you have a crushing fetish! :)
Shall we not use a condom?
We say "I love you" while we have sex.
We don’t have kids but we have a bounce house
You POV if we were married
Can you wear out a dildo? If so, she might just have.
Wld we fck daily if I always wear leather?
“If You Can’t Beat ‘Em, Touch ‘Em”
We have a spot open if anybody’s interested 27 🤙🏽
18F can’t believe i actually pressed post 🙈🙈
We can become best roommates if you love anal sex
If they let you wear boxers at a strip club
On Thursdays we wear black
