My douchebag bully fucked my Mom whilst I was watching the Super Bowl
How I told the guy I met on vacation I was married 😈
I guess he had something different in mind when he said: "Come Netflix and chill"
I said I was going out with a friend, cuck... We had fun at the bar.
I was told I should post my wife
I said alright last slap
Mom and my girlfriend rewarded my bully on the soccer pitch after he won the match
My bud said that he liked blondes. Growing out my hair was the best decision I ever made...
Wishing i had the real thing.
I Have a Wife
I had something in my briefs
My wife flashing the delivery guy
The day Mom met my bully was the day I realised she was a size queen
The guy had to have been drunk or sleep
"I have my own lubricant" she said.
