When you have to lube up to your wrist.
there’s a lot to shake 🙈
When you have a lot of foreskin but you need to cum...
When you wake up horny you just have to take a ride
When you see it you just have to suck it
When there’s no trees to hide behind you gotta be quick
When you have to share a bathroom
When you never have to buy milk again
When you have a fat booty 🍑
When you have a lot to give
Who Needs a Harness When You Have Skin?
Global appreciation
When daddy isn't around you have to improvise
dealing with global warming
