When you don't have anyone to share your double dildo with so you have to DP yourself instead
When you have to share a bathroom
All You Get to Eat...
You ever get so horny you have to uck a bathtub?
When your girlfriend farts in a restaurant and you realise she wants you to take the blame
When you don't have a dick around!
Hot sexy with desire to fuck all to do with you and get to heaven. snapchat: ashley-us
Hot sexy with desire to fuck all to do with you and get to heaven.SC: cali2a2
Sometimes you just have to take a moment and enjoy your titties!
When you have to sneeze and cum at the same time.
When you locked your Ex outside to get that good Dick
When you just have to pump that big dick ;)
What or who have you cum to that you probably shouldn't have?
When you get the chance to fuck your stepmom
Mid-morning boners: a blessing/curse. When you want to get stuff done, but you also have to whip out your dick.
