Have you ever witnessed beautiful sadness?
Ever felt jealous of a dildo?
Jealous
It's been a while AGW, how have you been?
Messiest I've ever been...
Are you jealous?
Have you been naughty enough?
Shiny object
Have you been naughty or nice?
Have-You-Ever-Tried-This-Position
Jealous?
Have you been outside?
Jealous?
Who are you jealous of?
It should have been an easy challenge...