I guess that’s why they call it a cuCUMber
They call me the sprinkler
I call this eating it all.
I call it a cumcano “cum volcano”
They call him 'The Horse'
Call it mentorship… with benefits.
I'll call it casual
They call him "fat boy"
She hates it when I Call her Amateur
They Call her Trapunzel
They call me squishy
I propose we call it 'pop-up penis'.
I'll call it titplay
I call it the human bowling ball
I call it cum but your girlfriend calls it breakfast
