Thicker than a 3 Musketeer
Thicker than most
Mommy Is Thicker Than Oatmea
Thicker than I thought
I need dick thicker than me ;)
Thicker than cold peanut butter
Thicker than gas station clerk's accent
Like a bowl of oatmeal
I'm thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. More than a snack, I'm the whole damn meal. Eat up. 🍔🍟🍕
Oatmeal-level thick.
Thicker than a bowl of Oatmeal
Am I thicker than your boyfriend?
Thicker than a Snicker
Don't get any Thicker than this
Thicker than most
