
When you got back from the bathroom your best friend and girlfriend were gone.
What were you expecting?
Where Did Your Sister Go? I Thought You Two Were Getting Along.
Where were you when the acid hit?
So what were you saying?
Your girlfriend and roommate bonded when you went on your weekend fishing trip. You were reeling in an 8 inch trout, while she was taking 8 inches of cock.
You were nervous when your girlfriend became friends with the ex who broke your heart. Especially since your ex’s new boyfriend really seemed to hate you
She got the job you were after...I wonder why
She snuck in your room while you were showering
Who said you were finished?
What could go wrong? We are still young.
Were them in the olympics?
Were you surprised?
Turns out you were wrong ¯\__/¯
You were quite wrong.