Oh I had to go...
Angel does exist
I just had to
winter shouldn't exist
I had the house to myself... so, naturally..
Why Couches Exist
I had to look twice
They didn't have changing rooms so I had to improvise
Ass so phat i had to taste it
Apparently I like Dick Candy
she too thick for r/thick apparently
Couldn't find my dildo, had to improvise
i was drunk, i was horny, so i HAD to ruin it!
Apparently, cum can give so much joy!
So wet I had to document it 🤤
