This is why I sort by new
This is why I love sissies
Sometimes you have to use both hands
This is why I go commando 😈
maybe 2 hands?
Aaaaand this is why you never try to outrun a bear
This is why they're called funsized
Why did you have to stop stroking??
This is why I love camping
2 hands not enough
so this is why my Uber is late!
This is why I can’t go commando.
This is why you always carry a dildo
Why this is the only language this cunt understand?
This is why we got married.
