
Can I interest you in some itty bitty titties?
Can I interest you in my religion? π
I'm not nude, . But I hope my Genuine smile would be appreciated.
I know Monday mornings suck, but maybe I can still make you smile?
Can I interest you in drinks ?
My hands are all slippery, I need some helo ππ
How can you not smile when youβre looking at boobs?
Titles are hard, and I hope you are too.
Play but you can not enter
My balls are not in quarantine
Interest penalties are gonna be a pain in the ass
πI can play the piano. π
Titles are hard, but my nipples are harder
Can I feed you breakfast? π
Titles are hard but I'm harder