Shower time is my favorite
Shower time is the best time
so this is why my Uber is late!
"My Tongue is Longer Than Your Dick"
This is why I can’t go commando.
Shower time is fun ;D
This is why I love camping
This is why there’s a shower at work... right?
This is why I'm curious.
why your food order is always wrong
My workout partner is always on time 😈
Why Two is always Better than One
This is why i’m always late to work
This is why they call me breadfag...
