The myth. The legend.
The Smaller the Better
The thicker the better
The violinist, the stripper, the little man and the angry woman.
The brother, the sister and the banana
The Deeper The Better
The better the cushion, the better the pushin'
The blacker the berry...
The Bigger The Better
Her Immaculate Undercarriage is What Dreams Are Made Of
The lips the hands and the can
The wetter the better!
The thicker the better
The Roof, The Roof....
The more the merrier