When you let a sadomasochist like me finger you
When you catch your mother riding dildo
When-shes-alone-at-home
When She's Alone at Home
You can unwrap it when your girl gets home
When your husband cheats on you go get a massage.
Your girlfriend when you are at work
You let your brother come on you again !
When your wife cheats on you
When you want to pay, but in your pocket you only have a Kleenex
Your Girlfriend Bought You a Dildo
When you have to take a break fro work because you orgot something at home.
When you get horny on your hike
Let me piss on you?
When life gives you lemons, you let your boobs drop
