ass - I can't twerk but I can still jiggle my cellulite
‘Adulting’ is hard but at least I can have candy in bed whenever I like. 🍭
Not sure if I belong, but still thick
No tits, but at least you can be ruined!
I know that you know, but still.
i need to study :(
Not much bounce but I still have fun with them
"I should at least have a strap-on"
I have THIS but still no one to enjoy it
Need to blow my load but I have no where to go
Did not think I can still shake my ass, but I still got it... somewhat 😅
Last but not least
It’s not Wednesday but I can still wear pink right? 😋
"i Should At Least Have A Strap-on"
At least now you know?