Don't you just love when spooning turns into this?
When she calls you daddy and says you should choke her
When she turns around
when daddy asks you to behave..
You like daddy
When she turns around
When the motherinlaw welcomes you into the family
You always knew you were sissy
When you grab her arms to make em jiggle
When your OCD follows you into the bedroom
Turns out you were wrong ¯\__/¯
When you find out your birthday is the same day you were born
Thank you daddy
When she turns around...
When she turns around
