would you leave work early for your big sister?
when you invite you new football college friends over for your birthday and they end up gang-banging your stepmom
Your cousin got drunk while you were at work!
When you're 5'1"and your thigh highs come up to your ass, you make them work
You were quick to offer up your wife to save your job
Your roommate saw the restraints and your naked girlfriend laying there when you left for work.
While you were stuck at work, your dad was sending you snaps of your girl
Glitter that shows up when you rub your lips 🖤✨
you would like her to clean your house
Your girlfriend when you are at work
When you ate your coworker’s lunch and they wanted it back
Your girlfriend always made you wear a condom. Creampies were only for your dad
That moment when you finish filing your taxes
You like it when your girlfriend keeps you updated
Would you like some milk in your coffee?