I have a special place to hide something for you 💋
Who said women get to have all the fun with stuff that vibrates? Sometimes this feels great.
Sad I have to do it myself
Distract me from all the work I have to do tonight!!
Can I get to the top of the subreddit with what I have?
I have seen it all
We like to have fun sometimes
Remember to have fun with it!
Sometimes I Have To Take Control
You can have it all if you promise to swallow
If i can’t have the d, i’ll have to make do with kegel balls i guess
I need ore ladies to have fun with
Since I can't get the real thing, this will have to do.
Pull Over, I Have Something To Give You
Wish i didnt have to do all the stroking myself 😜
