Slow-mo pies in the face
Almost hit myself in the face
Hit myself in the face
Spunk in the face
Dude, that was over her face, not in her face
Please not in the face
In the face! In. the. face.
Blasted in the Face
Sprayed In The Face
Pie in the face
Right in the Face
Cassidy Banks titties in the face
Oh Not In The Library!
Definitely hit myself in the face
NO, Please, NOT In The ASS!