Hard as a brick
Used as a seat
As Pale as a Ghost
Clean as a whistle
Cute as a button and as natural as a tea leaf
Playing PlayStation and Suckin' Big Black Cock
Hard as a rock
ighty As A Bullet
Thick as a can
Hard as a rock
Hard as a rock
Big as a forearm
Fingering as a team
... cool as a cucumber.
As a Fleshlight
