Your aunt can't decide when to tell you that you're going to be a father!
When you get alone with your wife's bff
Wants you to get close to your monitor
When Daddy tells you to take off your nipple clamps but your hands aren't free
When you get a tree trunk up your ass
When anal helps you squirt
When you really need to tie your hair
Report To Your Father - Arielle Faye
When you bring your gf to Puerto Rico
Talking to your boobs helps them grow
Wife wants to get off to your erotic stories!
A trait you clearly didn't get from your father
"I'm just here to get your cock off"
When things get tense, take your pants off.
When you’re fucking your side piece and you hear your gf get home
