Alone at home - Why don't you come over?
Wait for the closeup. You will get why she can barely move
You gotta find things to do when the internet is out.
When home alone :)
What can you do... Striptease with a flashlight in the anus!
Why have one bull? When you can have two?
why watch soccer when you can finger yourself in the bathroom instead
When life gets you down post nudes on the internet
Why despair when you can share?
Why choke the chicken when you can choke the woman?
Hobbies include: getting naked or the internet
why have one when you can have four?
Break the internet
getting dressed, just to get undressed.
